Celebrities I wanna Bonk
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(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! (Bull crap, anyone can do this if they want to, none of this tag shit)
5. Harrison Ford Indiana Jones forever remains part of my childhood and over the years, I can see why I liked it so much: the leading star is rugged with a capital "R". Even in his 60's, Harrison is fit, handsome, and those piercing blue eyes still make me drool. I so cannot wait for Indiana Jones 4. Please don't let the movie suck.
4. Johnny Depp He's dark, brooding nature is already a sight to behold, but what made me fall for Johnny is the amazing versatile characters he can pull off. Everything from a surly pirate to a horrifying looking, yet innocent man with scissors to a child hating weirdo Willy Wonka and so forth, his roles are so whimsical and charismatic.
3. Drew Barrymore Drew isn't overall sexy, more like cute, but that's why I find her so attractive. She's got a very adorable appearance and she shines on screen in whatever role she portrays. She's...well, cute as a button and I like her chubby cheeks.
2. Uma ThurmanI'm no lesbian nor bixseual, but I think Uma is hot, period. I love her smile, it's so...so...sexy. And she makes one hell of a grin, too.
1. Richard Gere I have a thing for older men. I rarely find anyone in their 20's attractive anymore. I have a loving for older, rugged appearances and I admit, graying hair. Richard Gere--while certainly not rugged, has got the gray...and the charm. Just LOOK AT HIM. His eyes alone speak sweet nothings to me and his smile is so sweet and geunine. And his tap-dancing in "Chicago"? YOWZA.
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And because I want a blatant excuse to includ Vlad, the top five fictional characters I would do if they were real.
5. Terry McGinnis I love the original Batman like sometime stupid, but I admit to enjoying Terry McGinnis a teensy bit more. Since I was about 14 at the time of BB's initial airing, I was more in tune with it, able to better relate with Terry then I did Bruce. And I add, he's quite the looker. Dana Tan is one lucky gal.
4. TinTin A bit of an odd choice, I admit, but TinTin was my first ever animated crush. At the humble age of 9, I saw the most excellent early 90's TinTin cartoons and was obsessed with it and it's character: a young reporter with the smarts and even some battle skills to survive his many adventures. Traditionally, he doesn't look like no heartthrob, but his rather adorable appearance and resoureful abilities manage to win my heart.
3. Rufus Shinra FF7 is SO overrated, but Rufus makes it all the better in just about any appearances he makes. Intelligent, brave, and good looking, that's a hat trick.
2. Luigi True, he's another odd choice, especially considering he's all the way in #2 and he has a porno 'stache (I'm not a fan of mustaches on my guys), but I can't help it, he's pretty much my first official crush ever. Been in my life since I was five when I was stuck as Player Two in Super Mario World, the younger, taller, and more hotter brother of the Mario Bros. have stuck with me even now. I know he's got a cutesy appearance, but goddamn it, he's hot. He's live-action movie counterpart (played by the delicious John Leguizamo) is also pretty durn attractive.
1. Vlad Masters/Seximus--I meant Vlad Masters/Plasmius Please go back under that rock in Mars if you haven't figured out why I think he's smex. He's smart, clever, debonair, manipulative and...and just LOOK at him. If looks could kill...
tavalya_ra(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! (Bull crap, anyone can do this if they want to, none of this tag shit)
5. Harrison Ford Indiana Jones forever remains part of my childhood and over the years, I can see why I liked it so much: the leading star is rugged with a capital "R". Even in his 60's, Harrison is fit, handsome, and those piercing blue eyes still make me drool. I so cannot wait for Indiana Jones 4. Please don't let the movie suck.
4. Johnny Depp He's dark, brooding nature is already a sight to behold, but what made me fall for Johnny is the amazing versatile characters he can pull off. Everything from a surly pirate to a horrifying looking, yet innocent man with scissors to a child hating weirdo Willy Wonka and so forth, his roles are so whimsical and charismatic.
3. Drew Barrymore Drew isn't overall sexy, more like cute, but that's why I find her so attractive. She's got a very adorable appearance and she shines on screen in whatever role she portrays. She's...well, cute as a button and I like her chubby cheeks.
2. Uma ThurmanI'm no lesbian nor bixseual, but I think Uma is hot, period. I love her smile, it's so...so...sexy. And she makes one hell of a grin, too.
1. Richard Gere I have a thing for older men. I rarely find anyone in their 20's attractive anymore. I have a loving for older, rugged appearances and I admit, graying hair. Richard Gere--while certainly not rugged, has got the gray...and the charm. Just LOOK AT HIM. His eyes alone speak sweet nothings to me and his smile is so sweet and geunine. And his tap-dancing in "Chicago"? YOWZA.
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And because I want a blatant excuse to includ Vlad, the top five fictional characters I would do if they were real.
5. Terry McGinnis I love the original Batman like sometime stupid, but I admit to enjoying Terry McGinnis a teensy bit more. Since I was about 14 at the time of BB's initial airing, I was more in tune with it, able to better relate with Terry then I did Bruce. And I add, he's quite the looker. Dana Tan is one lucky gal.
4. TinTin A bit of an odd choice, I admit, but TinTin was my first ever animated crush. At the humble age of 9, I saw the most excellent early 90's TinTin cartoons and was obsessed with it and it's character: a young reporter with the smarts and even some battle skills to survive his many adventures. Traditionally, he doesn't look like no heartthrob, but his rather adorable appearance and resoureful abilities manage to win my heart.
3. Rufus Shinra FF7 is SO overrated, but Rufus makes it all the better in just about any appearances he makes. Intelligent, brave, and good looking, that's a hat trick.
2. Luigi True, he's another odd choice, especially considering he's all the way in #2 and he has a porno 'stache (I'm not a fan of mustaches on my guys), but I can't help it, he's pretty much my first official crush ever. Been in my life since I was five when I was stuck as Player Two in Super Mario World, the younger, taller, and more hotter brother of the Mario Bros. have stuck with me even now. I know he's got a cutesy appearance, but goddamn it, he's hot. He's live-action movie counterpart (played by the delicious John Leguizamo) is also pretty durn attractive.
1. Vlad Masters/Seximus--I meant Vlad Masters/Plasmius Please go back under that rock in Mars if you haven't figured out why I think he's smex. He's smart, clever, debonair, manipulative and...and just LOOK at him. If looks could kill...
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Date: 2007-08-16 03:57 am (UTC)Johnny Depp would have been on my list but... I would have questions. After PotC 2, Jack Sparrow turns me off. That movie turned him into an amoral coward. What happened to the semi-crazy accidental genius with his own quarky set of morals and honor from PotC 1? Disney for the fail!
Awesome picture of Uma and Richard Gere looks so sweet in the picture you've chosen.
Hehehe, Terry McGinnis. Yeah, sure, I'd do him. But can I do Max instead? :D (Hello yet another awesome Cree Summer character!)
Oh, Vlad, you've been replaced in my heart, I fear.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:06 am (UTC)I can't say, I never watched any of the PoTC sequels.....yet.
"Awesome picture of Uma and Richard Gere looks so sweet in the picture you've chosen."
He's a rare combination of hot and cute--especially that picture. And Uma in Kill Bill is just oozing sex. Oh, damn, I forgot to put in David Carradine. I would so do him, too. Ahh, he can be an honorable mention.
"Hehehe, Terry McGinnis. Yeah, sure, I'd do him. But can I do Max instead? :D (Hello yet another awesome Cree Summer character!)"
Max is hot, but ultimately pointless. Sure, Terry has someone else to chat with, but the only reasons the writers put her in the show as Terry's confident is because WB pressured them to in order to gain more female viewers.
"Oh, Vlad, you've been replaced in my heart, I fear."
Chase Young, I assume? Bah! Still too girly looking for me.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:09 am (UTC)Oh, damn, I forgot to put in David Carradine. I would so do him, too. Ahh, he can be an honorable mention.
I remember when one of David Carradine's speeches from Kill Bill 1 came up on my MP3 player and my mind screamed, "OMG CLOCKWORK!"
Max is hot, but ultimately pointless. Sure, Terry has someone else to chat with, but the only reasons the writers put her in the show as Terry's confident is because WB pressured them to in order to gain more female viewers.
Pointless? Are you serious? I completely disagree- I thought she added to the show and is a great character.
Chase Young, I assume? Bah! Still too girly looking for me.
Well, yes Chase- but also Older!Dib who is OMGSEXY and makes me need some personal time.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:15 am (UTC)Boo! Disney, you suck.
"Pointless? Are you serious? I completely disagree- I thought she added to the show and is a great character."
It doesn't help that the writers didn't do much with her, but then again, they didn't wanted to in the first place (the episode "Where's Terry" is pretty much their opinion of her). She has her moments, I'll give her that, but I never cared for her. But I agree, she is hot. If only Future Valerie's fugly crew cut was like Max's, then she'd be pretty damn attractive.
"Well, yes Chase- but also Older!Dib who is OMGSEXY and makes me need some personal time."
Dib always screams "cute" to me more then sexy.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:19 am (UTC)Dib as he appears in most of canon is cute. Older!Dib as seen in "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom"? OMGSEXY.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:24 am (UTC)As for "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom", I never saw it, so I'll get back to you once I do.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:34 am (UTC)BEHOLD SEXY! I'm afraid I probably haven't taken shots of the very best, but...
Yes, I know I'm insane.
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Date: 2007-08-16 07:09 pm (UTC)My thoughts exactly. I'm not denying both Dana and Max had their use (I worded "Pointless" wrongly since I have a terrible habit of using words wrong) for the reasons you stated. I agree. Just cuz' I say I don't care for them doesn't mean I find them useless.
If that was the case, the character Bloo would be someone I'd like to deny his existence in "Foster's"(I HATE him so much), but the reason he's there is to provide the "necessary evil" and spice up the show when no one else can do it.
"BEHOLD SEXY! I'm afraid I probably haven't taken shots of the very best, but..."
Sorry, I don't see it. I'm beginning to wonder if this is one of those episodes I have to watch in motion to get how sexy Older Dib is. Though that outfit is pretty hot.
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Date: 2007-08-16 10:06 pm (UTC)I don't watch "Foster's"- in fact, I usually don't watch much on Cartoon Network. "Xiaolin Showdown" is the obvious exception, however I also enjoy an occassional episode of "Ben 10."
Older!Dib is probably just not your type.
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Date: 2007-08-16 11:15 pm (UTC)"I don't watch "Foster's"- in fact, I usually don't watch much on Cartoon Network. "Xiaolin Showdown" is the obvious exception, however I also enjoy an occassional episode of "Ben 10."
I gave up "Fosters" by the time "Teen Titans" ended. No--scratch that, I gave up Cartoon Network because after that, nothing interested me anymore. It's a moot point anyways, damn comcast took my cable TV 'bout a year ago.
As for "Ben 10", I've heard good and bad things about it. It doesn't interest me, but I know next to nothing of the show to say if it's worth my time. As for Older!Dib, I'll watch the episode somehow and get back to you. Sometimes actions can speak louder then words.
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Date: 2007-08-16 11:21 pm (UTC)Careful... that was originally the reason I didn't like Danny/Vlad.
(Mind you, I'm not suggesting that pairing. My brain really can't go there. Besides, we all know about Robin...)
Why did you lose the TV?
"Ben 10" isn't a show in which I'm actively interested, but every time I want it, I enjoy it. It seems pretty solid, although I can point out a few things that annoy me (namely how Ben is continually obnoxious and he and Gwen just can't stop their pseudo-sibling rivalry at any point. That was a huge plus about "Danny Phantom": Danny and Jazz's relationship wasn't sterotypical and usually extremely positive).
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Date: 2007-08-16 11:53 pm (UTC)"(Mind you, I'm not suggesting that pairing. My brain really can't go there. Besides, we all know about Robin...)"
Tis why I'll stick with the father/son. Like you, my brain can't do there neither.
Tim Drake had the Joker in the movie. *is smacked*
"Why did you lose the TV?"
Can't remember. I think they raised the pay up and without even warning us, they just disconnected our cable.
"Ben 10" isn't a show in which I'm actively interested, but every time I want it, I enjoy it. It seems pretty solid, although I can point out a few things that annoy me (namely how Ben is continually obnoxious and he and Gwen just can't stop their pseudo-sibling rivalry at any point. That was a huge plus about "Danny Phantom": Danny and Jazz's relationship wasn't sterotypical and usually extremely positive)."
Sounds like a show that would take a miracle to like. If there is one element I seriously do not like: it's obnoxious young boys. They annoy me to great extents.
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Date: 2007-08-16 11:54 pm (UTC)Not really... it says something that the show is really good despite that.
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Date: 2007-08-16 11:58 pm (UTC)Hell, I'm still trying to find American Dragon episodes to see if that show is all that it's cracked up to be!
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Date: 2007-08-19 04:29 am (UTC)Dear Disney,
My "American Dragon: Jake Long" OTP is a complete and utter crack pairing.
How dare you actually produce an episode that supports it!
Shamefully satisfied,
Tavalya Ra
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Date: 2007-08-19 04:41 am (UTC)Awww, I was hoping it'd be the first episode. I be confused outside of reading info on Wikipedia or whatnot...
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Date: 2007-08-19 04:55 am (UTC)Why aren't you on AIM? ;)
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:17 am (UTC)Would you be amused that I've been thinking of a DP Kill Bill parody for months? Don't know if you saw, but it's the reason why you occassionally see Danny in that yellow and black outfit in my gallery. Plus, it's another excuse to up the Vlad/Danny angle. "THEES time, Danny WILL KEEL VLAD!" I stupidly amuse myself.
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Date: 2007-08-16 04:37 am (UTC)Yes, I dug through your scraps to find that.
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Date: 2007-08-17 03:30 pm (UTC)Terry beats out Bruce for sexy in my opinion. I think it's the hair. It's just so...POOFY. I want to touch it.
Ah Vlad. He is the smex. There is no doubt about that.
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