Neo Yi Proudly Presents...
Mar. 27th, 2007 02:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neoyi...A love story between a giant robot ghost and his Goth girl, presented with DP screenshots...
...Or in short, Neo Yi is bored again and made this stupid shit, no script, completely improved. Enjoy. WARNING: Lots of screenshots ahead and Rated PG-13.
The scene, Amity Park during the purdy night sky this side of a Disney Flick.
Sam: Oh, would you look at those stars. Completely surrounded by the blackness of dark depths of blackity blackness black.
Sam: I'm so glad we decided to date at Midnight. It's SO gothic.
Danny: No prob, I'm gonna fail that math test anyways even though I've actually studied for it for the past two weeks, but anything for you, my ooey gooey slimy dark in the heart, hateful Goth girlfriend you.
Sam: GAWD, you are SO romantic! Why can't your TV counterpart say stuff like this to me? Come on, let's go home and make MAD LOVE.
Danny: SCORE!
Lurking from behind the shadows though, spying on the two...
Skulker: That bastard ghost child, think he can go up and steal MY girlfriend! He's black jumpsuit isn't as macho as mine!
Skulker: *stares at photo* Soon, Sam. I'll gain you back and we can commence our hot ghost on girl action!
"Fenton Works, the next day."
Tucker: ...So my parents' divoruce is final because my mom cheated with dad for this Samuel L. Jackson. He got me a convertible even though I'm only 14. I drove it and I think I hit a midget in an elf costume. Isn't Samuel L. Jackson the coolest stepdad ever? Hey, did I tell you Samuel L. Jackson is an actor? He was in "Snakes on a Plane." Did you watch "Snakes on a Plane?" Did I mention how cool Samuel L. Jackson is because if I didn't--
Danny: GODDAMN IT, TUCKER, I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL THE DAMN NIGHT, IF YOU SAY SAMUEL L. JACKSON ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEECAPS!
Suddenly!
Danny: ZOMG!
Skulker: HA! HA! I caught a Danny Phantom! Now to input this in my Ghostidex.
Danny: Dude, WTF yo?!
Skulker: I'm gonna make this warning clear, stay the HELL away from my girlfriend!
Danny: What are you talking about? What girlfriend? I didn't steal your girlfriend? You have a girlfriend?!
Skulker: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRL OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SIT THROUGH A UWE BOLL FILM!
Danny: Dude, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
Skulker: Okay, make that TWO Uwe Boll films!
Danny: WTF, YO!
Skulker: Alright, the ENTIRITY of his crappy flicks, plus a Rob Schneider movie! So stay away from her!
But being the clueless individual he was, Danny continued dating Sam. By the next day in school, Skulker vowed to KEEL Danny.
Skulker: Okay, punk, you had your warning, now it's time for justice...well, not so much justice as it is revenge, but revenge-justice!
So Skulker tried numerous ways such as making some creepy glowy stuff crush his face...
Nets...
Putting him in a box...
More nets...
Putting him in a square bubble...
And of course, more nets.
He succeeded however by putting Danny in chains because clearly bubbles and boxes and nets were inferior to the mighty chains.
Skulker: It's like rock-paper-scissor in a way.
Skulker: Now that I have you, I'm going to take you to the Ghost Zone, torture you, then kill you!
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH DEUCE BIGALOW!
Sam: STOP! STOP THIS MADNESS!
Skulker: Back off, Sam! This doesn't concern you!
Sam: Oh, it DOES! It concerns us BIG TIME! You're just jealous of Danny!
Skulker: Ya damn right I am! How could you break up with me for this dork!? I bet he can't give you the wild animal sex thrills I do!
Danny: Excuse me, I'm RIGHT here. And I happen to have plenty of sexual erotic appeal, just ask half the boys in my school.
Sam: I'm not in love with him or anything! I just dated him because you wouldn't give me the time! Always hunting and hunting. Where's MY time, Skulker? WHERE'S MY TIME!? When are you gonna start paying attention to me?!
Skulker: Well, you're not exactly innocent either! Always going on these stupid animal rights protests! I was gonna be honored hunter of the year at the local Ghost club of macho Burly Men of Manliness and I was going to introduce my girlfriend...but, oh, WHERE WAS SHE?! Oh, that's all, she was pot smoking with a hippie talking about why we should give a crap everytime somebody accidentally ran over a skunk!
Sam:......I...I didn't realize I was a problem as well. I--I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Skulker: Well, they are! *pouts*
Sam: Well, maybe we should work on fixing our problems. I still do...love you.
Skulker: R-Really?
Sam: Yes. You're my little homocidal hunter...and you're better in bed then Danny. It's like he doesn't know how to please women.
Skulker: ZOMG! You've made me the happiest homocidal ghost hunter alive! Let's get married and have lots of babies and live in a house with a white picket fence and I'll het a job that requires a suit while you can stay home and watch the kids and go to fancy balls where you have to wear a tiara. It'll be like the Stepford Wives! Or Plesantville!
Sam: ....Okay.
And so, the two lovers reunited. Ahh. sweet bliss...
Danny: ........................
Danny: W-What the HELL was that?! Did I miss something?!
Gregor: Do not worry so much about it, love, now it is just me, you, and the smell of man sweat we will be consummating on. Now, give me a kiss, you scrawny piece of boy flesh.
Vlad: HEY! GET YOUR FOREIGN HANDS OF MY BOY!
Danny: VLAD! This isn't what it looks like!
Gregor: Get back old man! Danny is mine and he's...he's...PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD!
Danny: No, Gregor...you're not. I'm pregnant with Vlad's child! He's the father!
Gregor: GASP!
Vlad: GASP!
Phantom: Bwahahaha! Soon, I will be born from my wretched half ghost mother and I will REIGN SUPREME OVER THE WORLD! Now where the hell are my tapes? This jumpsuit keeps riding up my ass!
~*The End?*~
...Or in short, Neo Yi is bored again and made this stupid shit, no script, completely improved. Enjoy. WARNING: Lots of screenshots ahead and Rated PG-13.
The scene, Amity Park during the purdy night sky this side of a Disney Flick.
Sam: Oh, would you look at those stars. Completely surrounded by the blackness of dark depths of blackity blackness black.
Sam: I'm so glad we decided to date at Midnight. It's SO gothic.
Danny: No prob, I'm gonna fail that math test anyways even though I've actually studied for it for the past two weeks, but anything for you, my ooey gooey slimy dark in the heart, hateful Goth girlfriend you.
Sam: GAWD, you are SO romantic! Why can't your TV counterpart say stuff like this to me? Come on, let's go home and make MAD LOVE.
Danny: SCORE!
Lurking from behind the shadows though, spying on the two...
Skulker: That bastard ghost child, think he can go up and steal MY girlfriend! He's black jumpsuit isn't as macho as mine!
Skulker: *stares at photo* Soon, Sam. I'll gain you back and we can commence our hot ghost on girl action!
"Fenton Works, the next day."
Tucker: ...So my parents' divoruce is final because my mom cheated with dad for this Samuel L. Jackson. He got me a convertible even though I'm only 14. I drove it and I think I hit a midget in an elf costume. Isn't Samuel L. Jackson the coolest stepdad ever? Hey, did I tell you Samuel L. Jackson is an actor? He was in "Snakes on a Plane." Did you watch "Snakes on a Plane?" Did I mention how cool Samuel L. Jackson is because if I didn't--
Danny: GODDAMN IT, TUCKER, I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL THE DAMN NIGHT, IF YOU SAY SAMUEL L. JACKSON ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEECAPS!
Suddenly!
Danny: ZOMG!
Skulker: HA! HA! I caught a Danny Phantom! Now to input this in my Ghostidex.
Danny: Dude, WTF yo?!
Skulker: I'm gonna make this warning clear, stay the HELL away from my girlfriend!
Danny: What are you talking about? What girlfriend? I didn't steal your girlfriend? You have a girlfriend?!
Skulker: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRL OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SIT THROUGH A UWE BOLL FILM!
Danny: Dude, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
Skulker: Okay, make that TWO Uwe Boll films!
Danny: WTF, YO!
Skulker: Alright, the ENTIRITY of his crappy flicks, plus a Rob Schneider movie! So stay away from her!
But being the clueless individual he was, Danny continued dating Sam. By the next day in school, Skulker vowed to KEEL Danny.
Skulker: Okay, punk, you had your warning, now it's time for justice...well, not so much justice as it is revenge, but revenge-justice!
So Skulker tried numerous ways such as making some creepy glowy stuff crush his face...
Nets...
Putting him in a box...
More nets...
Putting him in a square bubble...
And of course, more nets.
He succeeded however by putting Danny in chains because clearly bubbles and boxes and nets were inferior to the mighty chains.
Skulker: It's like rock-paper-scissor in a way.
Skulker: Now that I have you, I'm going to take you to the Ghost Zone, torture you, then kill you!
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH DEUCE BIGALOW!
Sam: STOP! STOP THIS MADNESS!
Skulker: Back off, Sam! This doesn't concern you!
Sam: Oh, it DOES! It concerns us BIG TIME! You're just jealous of Danny!
Skulker: Ya damn right I am! How could you break up with me for this dork!? I bet he can't give you the wild animal sex thrills I do!
Danny: Excuse me, I'm RIGHT here. And I happen to have plenty of sexual erotic appeal, just ask half the boys in my school.
Sam: I'm not in love with him or anything! I just dated him because you wouldn't give me the time! Always hunting and hunting. Where's MY time, Skulker? WHERE'S MY TIME!? When are you gonna start paying attention to me?!
Skulker: Well, you're not exactly innocent either! Always going on these stupid animal rights protests! I was gonna be honored hunter of the year at the local Ghost club of macho Burly Men of Manliness and I was going to introduce my girlfriend...but, oh, WHERE WAS SHE?! Oh, that's all, she was pot smoking with a hippie talking about why we should give a crap everytime somebody accidentally ran over a skunk!
Sam:......I...I didn't realize I was a problem as well. I--I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Skulker: Well, they are! *pouts*
Sam: Well, maybe we should work on fixing our problems. I still do...love you.
Skulker: R-Really?
Sam: Yes. You're my little homocidal hunter...and you're better in bed then Danny. It's like he doesn't know how to please women.
Skulker: ZOMG! You've made me the happiest homocidal ghost hunter alive! Let's get married and have lots of babies and live in a house with a white picket fence and I'll het a job that requires a suit while you can stay home and watch the kids and go to fancy balls where you have to wear a tiara. It'll be like the Stepford Wives! Or Plesantville!
Sam: ....Okay.
And so, the two lovers reunited. Ahh. sweet bliss...
Danny: ........................
Danny: W-What the HELL was that?! Did I miss something?!
Gregor: Do not worry so much about it, love, now it is just me, you, and the smell of man sweat we will be consummating on. Now, give me a kiss, you scrawny piece of boy flesh.
Vlad: HEY! GET YOUR FOREIGN HANDS OF MY BOY!
Danny: VLAD! This isn't what it looks like!
Gregor: Get back old man! Danny is mine and he's...he's...PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD!
Danny: No, Gregor...you're not. I'm pregnant with Vlad's child! He's the father!
Gregor: GASP!
Vlad: GASP!
Phantom: Bwahahaha! Soon, I will be born from my wretched half ghost mother and I will REIGN SUPREME OVER THE WORLD! Now where the hell are my tapes? This jumpsuit keeps riding up my ass!
~*The End?*~
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-03-27 07:47 pm (UTC)Seriously though, I just about fell out of my seat when I read this! XD
And Poor Tucker, he really gets no love. *Pats the poor Techno-boy*
no subject
Date: 2007-03-27 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-27 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-27 11:46 pm (UTC)<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 02:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 09:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-28 08:57 pm (UTC)lol, yeah, been a lurker for a while *is slapped* XP
am looking forward to the sequel =D
no subject
Date: 2007-04-06 10:59 am (UTC)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFHDDSHFHDH OH GOD the very end with dan made me piss my pants. i must go change now brb.
no subject
Date: 2007-05-09 10:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-02 01:02 pm (UTC)O M EFFING G!!! THIS IS SO WRONG!
*has died LAUGHING!!!*
no subject
Date: 2009-02-03 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-04 02:52 pm (UTC)