Jun. 28th, 2007

neoyi: (Space Vlad)
You are officially looking at a Target employee. As of this writing, I start today in about four hours. Wish me luck. My prediction by end: Overwhelming. I'll update on how I survived my first day as a deer caught in a headlight.
neoyi: (Samurai Vlad)
Target update Journal Log #0001: I survived the first day. Was on my feet for nearly 6 hours at the cashier (after an hour or so of training where all the infos I've been given made my head scream), bagging people's stuff while putting on a smile and saying "Have a nice day" 373045505 times. My voice went all throaty. Was 61 cents short of buying Simpsons DVD Season 6, so I'll try again tomorrow. Gorged my gullet full of Taco Bell for dinner. Tomorrow I have to take the public since no one can give me a ride to work...I've never taken a public bus before...not counting the school bus, so this will be a new experience for me.


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Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age8
Your victim wasYour lover
ReasonPleasure
Your trademark weaponNunchuks
Your reputationFiery and emotional
You work withscardyg
You kill forPolitical reasons
In the end, you are defeated bycoydogorange
Your deathHail of gunfire
Your career body-count9



...........Nunchunks? *snort* I'm a wooden sword girl. And 9? I only kill 9? LAAAAAAAAAAAAME! The fiery and emotional fits me and getting killed by a hail of gun does sound like one of the coolest ways to die for an assassin, though I rather one bullet to my head, have a metal plate, been in a coma for four years, then get revenge and KILL BILL!


Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age16
Your victim wasYour mother
ReasonJustice
Your trademark weaponExplosives
Your reputationDeranged and unpredictable
You work withdannymasters
You kill forJustice
In the end, you are defeated bydannymasters
Your deathDeadly martial-arts strike
Your career body-count301



Well, he technically did "kill" his mother when she died giving birth to him. Err...yeah. And damn, this profile is pretty accurate to CP Danny, he does kill for justice--well, more karma justice (what you get is what you deserve), and he is unpredictable and CAN be deranged. Danny isn't into explosives though and 301? Psst, he probably has a much higher body count or will (it's not a what-if, it's a WILL) throughout his life time.


Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age18
Your victim wasYour father
ReasonPleasure
Your trademark weaponYour bare hands
Your reputationDeranged and unpredictable
You work withmaddie_fenton
You kill forJustice
In the end, you are defeated bynicolai_technus
Your deathBullet to the head
Your career body-count959



CP Vlad wants to kill his father and would have if he wasn't so morally conflicted. 959 kills? Damn. And a bullet to the head as his death...eh.

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